Mirena Water Retention, Two Pounds, Weight Gain, Salads, Good Luck

IT'S OUT!!! UPDATE from Feb 26 post. I had my Mirena removed yesterday.
Words cannot describe how much better I feel! It wasn't painful at all. Just a little discomfort that lasted 2 seconds. My doctor did say that's not with all cases. It does hurt some women. My personal opinion, I think it depends how long you leave it in. AS SOON AS MY DOCTOR REMOVED MY MIRENA, I SAT UP ON THE TABLE AND TOLD MY DOCTOR "YOU MAY THINK I'M CRAZY BUT I FEEL SOOO MUCH BETTER". MY DOCTOR SAID "A LOT OF WOMEN SAY THAT AS SOON AS MIRENA IS REMOVED". INSTANTLY, my ache in my back was gone. The whole pressure thing in my lower back and front was gone. My cramps that I had were gone. My bloating went down and is still going down. Makes you have a lot of gas. But it's coming out. My constipation in gone. As soon as I got home I headed to the bathroom. Felt like I had lost 50 pounds. Gross but true! My brain fog was gone. Nausea gone. Oh and my severe joint aches...GONE! My energy level is through the roof (depression gone)! I feel so good today. I would tell anyone if you are having thoughts about getting your Mirena out. Get it out! You know in your heart you need to have it removed. Listen to your heart and your gut feeling! Get it out before it gets wrapped up and gets stuck and caused complications. If your doctor tells you to leave it in and maybe the side effect will go away, go another route...LIE and tell them you want to have another baby...anything to get it out!!